Things I considered selling my cooch for...

An Hermes Birkin Bag

I'd like one in tan or turquoise blue...

oh what the heck, I'd take both colors ($10,000 each)

 You'd be able to spend the night for this...

But since it IS a recession, I'd settle for a Marc Jacobs satchel,

which is only a little over $1000.

No, you won't even get past the living room for this...

To satisfy my lust for gadgets, I want an ipad

I don't need it, I just want it !

It starts around $500... 

BUT if I have to cut back, (sighs and rolls eyes) I'd take a Nook Color

which is only around $200

And while I'm shopping for gadgets, I might as well pick up one of these babies

($1500 and up)

When I saw these, I think I had an ______

...Brian Atwood pumps $350

(suppressing squeal!) I think I just______ again.

Ace of Spades Champagne - about $300 up...

After a long day of shopping (not to mention working hard for ma money) I think I deserve a glass!