Monday, December 13, 2010

My 12 (step) days of Christmas...

Some people think that today begins the "Twelve days of Christmas" while others believe the twelve days start on Christmas day through January 5th. There's a commercial explanation, there's the religious explanation, but whatever it is we all know the "Twelve days of Christmas" song right? (if you don't know it you were robbed as a child so go slap somebody).
Anyway I'm a Trini at heart so Christmas to us means paranging and relapsing, I mean RELAXING for the holidays, so here goes (ahem...clearing throat):

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me
a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me
2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me
3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy


On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's, (Alize)

4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
7 kegs of Carib, 6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
8 flasks of sorrel, 7 kegs of Carib, 6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
9 winos wining, 8 flasks of sorrel, 7 kegs of Carib, 6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
10 bad rat fighting, 9 winos wining, 8 flasks of sorrel, 7 kegs of Carib, 6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
11 pipers piping, 10 bad rat fighting, 9 winos wining, 8 flasks of sorrel, 7 kegs of Carib, 6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
12 bags o' pastelle, 11 pipers piping, 10 bad rat fighting, 9 winos wining, 8 flasks of sorrel, 7 kegs of Carib, 6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs
and a biiiiiiiiiiig botttttttttle of Black Hennessyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

MEHRRY KRISMAS EHVRY BUDDY !
(This song is dedicated to my DIE-HARD Trini bestie, Michelle, who keeps me "Trinified" lol)

3 comments:

Johanna said...

hahaha...so funny!
We have Panadol too!! Its like Tylenol, right? -_-

Anonymous said...

lmao u real silly yes but ah love it hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaha dah is d real ting sistren ....

Mandy Bennett said...

Yes Jo it's pretty much the same lol you know we're sisters from another mister lol