My 12 (step) days of Christmas...

Some people think that today begins the "Twelve days of Christmas" while others believe the twelve days start on Christmas day through January 5th. There's a commercial explanation, there's the religious explanation, but whatever it is we all know the "Twelve days of Christmas" song right? (if you don't know it you were robbed as a child so go slap somebody).

Anyway I'm a Trini at heart so Christmas to us means paranging and relapsing, I mean RELAXING for the holidays, so here goes (ahem...clearing throat):

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me

a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me

2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me

3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's, (Alize)

4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
7 kegs of Carib, 6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
8 flasks of sorrel, 7 kegs of Carib, 6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
9 winos wining, 8 flasks of sorrel, 7 kegs of Carib, 6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
10 bad rat fighting, 9 winos wining, 8 flasks of sorrel, 7 kegs of Carib, 6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
11 pipers piping, 10 bad rat fighting, 9 winos wining, 8 flasks of sorrel, 7 kegs of Carib, 6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs and a big bottle of Black Hennessy

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
12 bags o' pastelle, 11 pipers piping, 10 bad rat fighting, 9 winos wining, 8 flasks of sorrel, 7 kegs of Carib, 6 Panadol, 5 Alizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay's,
4 calling cards, 3 bags of ganga, 2 fat spluffs
and a biiiiiiiiiiig botttttttttle of Black Hennessyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

MEHRRY KRISMAS EHVRY BUDDY !
(This song is dedicated to my DIE-HARD Trini bestie, Michelle, who keeps me "Trinified" lol)